“Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit” — Henry Rollins
I’m no love expert, but I’ve observed a lot in my day. Actually, I learned a lot from just watching the dysfunctional relationship of my very own parents. Yes. I said it. I even repeated a few of their dysfunctions myself. That’s just how it goes.
Experience has made me rich with insight, which I dispense when called upon. I can read into why a person is behaving a certain way. It is all very deep, I tell you. My magical .02 is free to all, and tailored for those with short attention spans.
Also, I’m pretty good at public relations: when it comes to colossal screw-ups, talk to me. Together, we can devise an Eliot Mintz -worthy rescue strategy. As of today, 79sparrows will now feature a “Free Advice” category. (oooh how… Sexy!)
Thank you and god bless!
If you or someone you know has a dilemma, or just needs a good laugh, send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. Your name & email will be kept anonymous. You’re in good hands.