Loser Alert

Escort Driving the pennies home Make sure they’re safe, Sherlock & Holmes Figure it out Love The right ones Now here’s a quote I hate you Michael That’s all she wrote Simply, you are a bad person Volume 1, Standard Basic unrevised version Shitty story No joke Don’t believe me? Read the cliff notes no…

Thankful Status Month on Facebook

What does it take To be thankful? When life is anything But tranquil Do you make it a habit Or broadcast a status I’m not that catty But hold the ball Peppermint Patty

Hello you.

Co existing w myself Conversations, bit by bit For once I wish That bitch would zip it Last night I had a dream It was sweet About you & me We were off high speed And on the beach The day was bright And We were Free Waves washed up Reset the sea we were…

Write Now

I’m the human version of a messy old Thunderbird, driving too slow in the fast lane, oblivious the left turn signal blinking away. the bass humsalong to transmission static but my radio still plays won’t you stop and listen?

iPhone crack cocaine

This iPhone stays with me. At my desk, in the jeep, in the bed, while I sleep All April, may, and June I bring it when I’m in the bathroom On the can, Download three apps, When it’s in my hand, iOS relapse attacks Ever since we’ve been introduced I’ve been running Out of juice…

Big Tuna

How I love When my boss is away It’s a rare treat Cuz the man overstays when he’s gone I can really rest Not to worry about Surprising visits at my desk Big Tuna on the loose! Oh shoot, he caught me I’m lazy but I’m not obvious Supervision’s like a bad audience Im underpaid…

Relaxification

relax How long has it been Since you listened To the air breathe I don’t know I’m just sure I’ve gotta leave Lean back, recline And forget what was on Your mind Your mine Can’t fast forward Won’t rewind Can you hear When I say it’s fine? Don’t be introspective I like you better Raw…

Working or Jerking?

I hate Mondays That’s when everything kicks in sick of my co-workers Long Lucid Reality Like a game of Monopoly Turn in form 1175 By COB Know what that means? Cc me on ur reply Don’t forget it’s all deadlines For nothing so important To use up all this time Alright Are we on the…

Alive O’Clock

What time is it These days When the sun goes down? Congrats, I guess it’s official You survived the fall & winter. Very low maintenance And after it’s said & done This makes a lot of sense. people who hold up The line at Walmart, The line at gas n go My life. A bad…

SummerDays

Citrus slush is the parking lot Pass it grasp it Burning hot My hair’s in knots In the drop top Get home grab a shower Drinking oyster shooters At happy hour Stay up and keep blazed Like Fonzi & the crew Oh happy days -Posted on location via iPhone

Lazy Blogging

I’m working on a list of my favorite iPod apps. In the meantime I’ll post some recent photos I’ve taken, for no better reason than I’m killing time in the Safeway parking lot. Fireflies are underrated. What other bug lights up? God screwed up when he created ticks, but redeemed himself with these little magical…

My Day Thus Far

Monday morning. 8:10 AM. Had insomnia last night, so I didn’t sleep. Around 5AM,¬† a familiar pitter patter sounded outside my window. It was RAIN. Siri told me it would not rain until 10 AM, Damn you Siri. I depend on you. The top of my jeep was down. Thus, my jeep was soaked. As…