Big Tuna

How I love When my boss is away It’s a rare treat Cuz the man overstays when he’s gone I can really rest Not to worry about Surprising visits at my desk Big Tuna on the loose! Oh shoot, he caught me I’m lazy but I’m not obvious Supervision’s like a bad audience Im underpaid…

Desk Job

Waiting all the long day 9 hours in a seat ergonomically incorrect any chair you buy it’s gonna get uncomfortable following orders watching the inbox waiting on the clock gambling with your time in a box to divide to provide supervision. don’t look out the window same street  view, same un-new Same steel clock Different…

Free Advice: My Boss is Stalking Me

Hey 79sparrows. Help!   My boss is a micro-manager.  I’ve worked in an office for 7 years and have never dealt with a boss who is so OCD with details.  My cubicle is down the hall from his office, but that doesn’t stop him from showing up a few times a day to check on what…

Indroducing: Sexy Sundays

Hosted by:  79sparrows “Sunday, Bloody Sunday” in the words of Bono.    The problem with Sunday, is although it is  technically is part of the ‘weekend,’ it also prefaces Monday.   It is that part of the day that my mind wanders to ‘what will I be walking into tomorrow?’   It’s not like I work for Donald…

WORK

It’s been a fcked up week so far.  My boss pissed me off, my love life pisses me off.  Totally unrelated, but having something decent in either category would be great. I’m almost 31, time ticks ever so slightly louder TICK TICK TICK Like one of those annoying cat clocks at 2am. I’m ANGRY             …

The Sunday Blues

Tomorrow the work week begins.    It will be Monday, bloody Monday.   I will drive my Jeep onto I-95, the beltway, where one is not safe unless fueled by caffeine or an upper of some sort, to navigate a sleepy mind thru the mad vehicular rush of the morning.  Once at my office building, the guards…

Performance reviews

Three times per year, an awkward meeting takes place between myself, and my supervisor. I go in his office; he looks up from his stack of papers and says,  “Can you please close the door?”   I take a seat and wait patiently as McMahon, (my current supervisor) begins: “Well, it’s time for another performance…