DATA (Monday Freestyle)

I propel like a falcon Decimal point looks like a challenge Study the ballistics white girl in Suitland Verifying statistics. Population estimation Approximate the future In a pie chart of projections, cause’ data analysis Give analysts erections Life goes on Reproducing inevitably it’s not gettin knocked up- They call it fertility Spread like a sheet…

Featured: 3 Twitter Accounts for Fun

I tweet.  I’ll admit it. Facebook is just too stressful and heavy; apparently that’s what happens when you don’t put a character limit on posts.  It’s easy to be entertaining with a long rambling diatribe about the bad luck you had on the way into work, but to make your point in 140 keystrokes or…

On 79sparrows and Blogging

90,833 hits Note to self:  PUBLISH this tonight I hate blogging, but I love writing.  When I’m “blogging,” I feel a pressure to live up to what I ASSUME and IMAGINE is of the readers satisfaction and liking, and in turn that stresses me out.   (Fellow bloggers:  Does this ever happen to you?)  I decide not…

Loser Alert

Escort Driving the pennies home Make sure they’re safe, Sherlock & Holmes Figure it out Love The right ones Now here’s a quote I hate you Michael That’s all she wrote Simply, you are a bad person Volume 1, Standard Basic unrevised version Shitty story No joke Don’t believe me? Read the cliff notes no…

Thankful Status Month on Facebook

What does it take To be thankful? When life is anything But tranquil Do you make it a habit Or broadcast a status I’m not that catty But hold the ball Peppermint Patty

I’m in the house like furniture baby

Today’s Song of the Day is funny as hell and this beat is palatial! “White Boy” by Dirt Nasty Also seen in Scary Movie 3, Dirt played “George,” an aspiring rapper. (8mile/Eminem satire hehehe)

iPhone crack cocaine

This iPhone stays with me. At my desk, in the jeep, in the bed, while I sleep All April, may, and June I bring it when I’m in the bathroom On the can, Download three apps, When it’s in my hand, iOS relapse attacks Ever since we’ve been introduced I’ve been running Out of juice…

10 Guilty Pleasures

I’m all about sensations and feeling good. Below are my top ten guilty pleasures. What are YOURS? 10. Nachos. Processed cheese all the way! Shredded cheese is fine too but there’s just something about cheap movie theatre/7-11 nachos that hits the spot. I limit my consumption of nachos to once every few months. 9. Weed…

Brain Drain / Feb2012

Statistical verification.  What could be more fun? Playing in traffic?  I’ve spent the last two workdays comparing new spreadsheets to old spreadsheets.  With a red pen, I place a dot next to numbers that I’ve checked against the original source.  I hate it & several times during the day, I excuse myself to the first-floor…

I Didn’t See This Coming

 Life: full of surprises, and the ironies are spectacular.   50 Cent’s twitter  is hilarious.  My open aversion towards Curtis Jackson has been reversed.  The man who always seemed to take himself way too seriously, is actually getting better with age.   50 even got his dog, OprahTheDog, to open a Twitter account. Then there’s the unaffiliated English50Cent, who…

Free Advice

“Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit” — Henry Rollins  I’m no love expert, but I’ve observed a lot in my day.   Actually, I learned a lot from just watching the dysfunctional relationship of my very own parents.  Yes.  I said it.   I even repeated a few of their dysfunctions myself.  That’s just how it goes.   Experience…

Written along the way

  Giving it up To grow is to let go Haunted memories In some sick dream Of pictures I didn’t mean to take Make no mistake It’s not always all about you The ones you hurt Are not so easily disposed of Like a peice of garbage on I-95   free I adore the finer things. …