Working or Jerking?

I hate Mondays That’s when everything kicks in sick of my co-workers Long Lucid Reality Like a game of Monopoly Turn in form 1175 By COB Know what that means? Cc me on ur reply Don’t forget it’s all deadlines For nothing so important To use up all this time Alright Are we on the…

No love for online

I haven’t blogged much for a while, and that is because it is online. To post something would mean another 30 minutes of sitting still and staring at a rectangular screen.  Staring at the box.  Sorry, 9 hours a day chained to a desk is enough, thank you.  Maybe the computer would still seem fun if…

Desk Job

Waiting all the long day 9 hours in a seat ergonomically incorrect any chair you buy it’s gonna get uncomfortable following orders watching the inbox waiting on the clock gambling with your time in a box to divide to provide supervision. don’t look out the window same street  view, same un-new Same steel clock Different…

Free Advice: The Working Girl

To:  79sparrows@gmail.com Date:  09/20/10  Your site is pretty cool.  I am an 18 year old female from Ohio.  I graduated high school this past May, and don’t know what to do.  I am so glad to be out of school because most of it sucked, but now that my whole life is ahead of me, I’m…

WORK

It’s been a fcked up week so far.  My boss pissed me off, my love life pisses me off.  Totally unrelated, but having something decent in either category would be great. I’m almost 31, time ticks ever so slightly louder TICK TICK TICK Like one of those annoying cat clocks at 2am. I’m ANGRY             …

Slaves to a Big Machine

We had another pointless training seminar. As per usual, the information could have been summed up in 10 minutes tops, but was pounded out like a cheap peice of meat for an hour. The robots were well programmed. They spend countless hours filling their head with garbage. Their ‘career’ consists of bureaucratic protocol, a made-up…

The one who wouldnt go away

I’m not going to sit here and tell a bunch of lies about life. I’m laying sans clothes in my unmade bed, with Criss Angel: Mind Freak in the background, serving as a low-volume distraction. Much like elevator music, with the occasional over-inflated magician host. Behold, Criss Angel. (looks like Hot Topic exploded all over…

An Exit to Eternal Summer Slacking

One of the few things I miss about adolescence, is summer vacation. After highschool graduation, that is the end of summer vacations. This is one tidbit they really should have emphasized within the commencement speech. Or better yet, remind the juniors. How sweet it is. Alas, the nine-month school year becomes the 12-month trade-off. You…

For the moment…any dream will do

I have many things on my “to do list,” things with real deadlines and details. infact the very first thing, is to actually write my list of things “to do.” As Rob Dyrdek and Big Black would say: DW! (do work) Work can be so overwhelming. Why is that? I don’t consider myself lazy. But,…

Tales from the Federal Government

Being employed by the federal government comes with it’s benefits:  cheaper health insurance, reliable retirement plans, paid holidays,  and of course, job security.  Having no post-high school plans, and at my parents urging,  I joined the gov worker force at the tender age of 19.  It beat cleaning houses, which I wasn’t that great at anyhow. My first week…