The Sunday Night Shitshow

  I took this picture in San Diego  San Diego San Diego…. Life back home in DC is giving me the blues.  Tomorrow, start time is 8am so that means I have to wake up around 6. Wtf.  So the weekly Sunday Night Bluesapalooza is in rare form.  It’s like Counting Crowes hit the stage…

DATA (Monday Freestyle)

I propel like a falcon Decimal point looks like a challenge Study the ballistics white girl in Suitland Verifying statistics. Population estimation Approximate the future In a pie chart of projections, cause’ data analysis Give analysts erections Life goes on Reproducing inevitably it’s not gettin knocked up- They call it fertility Spread like a sheet…

Featured: 3 Twitter Accounts for Fun

I tweet.  I’ll admit it. Facebook is just too stressful and heavy; apparently that’s what happens when you don’t put a character limit on posts.  It’s easy to be entertaining with a long rambling diatribe about the bad luck you had on the way into work, but to make your point in 140 keystrokes or…

5 Ways to Make it Thru the Day

I work at a huge organization, primarily made up of socially self-conscious people.  Conversations are awkward and uncomfortable.   The communal anxiety is contagious and sometimes even people who start this job ‘normal’ give in to the beast. Being socially cool at a place like this is not rocket science, but rather less work than one…

Working or Jerking?

I hate Mondays That’s when everything kicks in sick of my co-workers Long Lucid Reality Like a game of Monopoly Turn in form 1175 By COB Know what that means? Cc me on ur reply Don’t forget it’s all deadlines For nothing so important To use up all this time Alright Are we on the…

Sunday Coming Down

Monday, inevitable Monday That old fear, Monday, Monday Your baggage is here. Behind the weekend’s liberated charm Tonite I’ll remember To set the alarm And tomorrow I’ll go back To doing corporate jumping jacks In my box at the office

day from hell

So what’s it like working for a man who could screw up a one car funeral? Let me tell you.   It’s 8:51pm, August 29th?  I think.  Anyways, it feels like 8:51 AM TOMORROW, on account of my office job sucking the very life & spirit out of me.  My job is excruciatingly mind-numbing in general,…

Comes with Sarcasm

This handmade bracelet was inspired by my crappy office job. The focal bead is affixed with a vintage graphic of a man sitting at a desk, cheerfully talking on the phone and reads “A phone call will bring reliable help.” Reversible happy/sad face beads accent on either side.   The bracelet clasp is handmade using millifori…

Desk Job

Waiting all the long day 9 hours in a seat ergonomically incorrect any chair you buy it’s gonna get uncomfortable following orders watching the inbox waiting on the clock gambling with your time in a box to divide to provide supervision. don’t look out the window same street  view, same un-new Same steel clock Different…

Free Advice: My Boss is Stalking Me

Hey 79sparrows. Help!   My boss is a micro-manager.  I’ve worked in an office for 7 years and have never dealt with a boss who is so OCD with details.  My cubicle is down the hall from his office, but that doesn’t stop him from showing up a few times a day to check on what…

Indroducing: Sexy Sundays

Hosted by:  79sparrows “Sunday, Bloody Sunday” in the words of Bono.    The problem with Sunday, is although it is  technically is part of the ‘weekend,’ it also prefaces Monday.   It is that part of the day that my mind wanders to ‘what will I be walking into tomorrow?’   It’s not like I work for Donald…

WORK

It’s been a fcked up week so far.  My boss pissed me off, my love life pisses me off.  Totally unrelated, but having something decent in either category would be great. I’m almost 31, time ticks ever so slightly louder TICK TICK TICK Like one of those annoying cat clocks at 2am. I’m ANGRY             …