Shit Guys Say

One of the accounts I follow on Twitter is ShitGirlsSay, which is pretty darn funny. Stereotyping, yes, but accurate.   And it made me think, hey what about the gentlemen?  What kind of cliches’ come out of their mouth?  So I thought about it… Is that the 3G or 4G? Check out those wheels No, I…

Boundaries: Strip Clubs

I usually keep my mouth shut about strip clubs and the men who go to them.  If you’ve never been to a strip club, it is a place where women walk around semi-nude and also “dance” for dollars.  Depending on the quality of the club, lap dances may be available along with “other services” in…

the Real thing

My love for you is pure, 100%.  This is feeling is completely new to me.    It is effortless, it is easy.  No issue unspoken, no games.  I am an addict, but you are not a drug.  And at last, the love that has been so elusive is present and understated.  I’m glad there are no…

Wish YOU were HERE

“You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”    –Pride & Predjudice I only read the Cliff Notes of Pride & Predjudice in 9th grade, but I know a good line when I see one.  It’s almost 11pm on a Friday night; I’m avoiding Facebook and Myspace is a ghost town. …

After the “friends with benefits” are Gone

It has been 5 months or so since I engaged in sexytimes.   I like sex.  Just not so much that I’ll associate with the men with whom I used to have sexual relations.   These men were not “boyfriends,” just that old cliché’  known as  “friends with benefits.”  During my 20s, these faux relationships seemed worth it, since I didnt…

A Poison to a Poison

    Seize the day!  More of my  poetry…. The day Busy, so busy A million things to do Not a second to breathe still time to think of you Time flies by Time lives and dies Changing me and you the world behind our searching eyes Look over here another moment Sleepless linens draped on open…

Happy (P)ILLs

“If you’re finding life to be the one thing that’s trying to kill you, I want you to stay alive to rise with the sun and fight back.” –Henry Rollins It’s been a dramatic 2 weeks. I snapped. I quit Chantix. I felt like crap the entire 2 1/2 weeks I was on it. Just…

Happy Birthday, I’m Listening

Boundaries are good for you. I wake up with them, hold on tight to them in my dreams and waking hours I remembered today is your birthday Usually I’d run to the phone to let you know I didn’t forget and you mattered and you make the world a better place Then, you’d invite me…

Staying Single: It’s Easy!

I wouldn’t mind having someone around who didn’t end up driving me nuts after a few days. My own personal theory is marry someone whom possesses character traits you enjoy. Can you go on a 2 week vacation with this person and not be bored/stressed/infuriated? That is the question. If you are not a commitment-phobe…

It’s not that I Don’t Trust You

Are you being lied to? This article: “How to Detect Lies” will turn you into a human lie detector. For one horrible moment, it occurred to me that most of my mannerisms were listed under ‘Signs of Deception.’ I prefer to be vague while in the presence of questionable individuals, and apparently my body language…

dreams

sometimes i know i understand the little things I don’t take it personal I still dream at night. sometimes I let it all go or hold it away, for ransom the fee never turns out to be as costly as it seemed one day soon I’ll rescue it and hold it close to me sometimes…

Never Trust a Man Wearing Italian Leather Shoes

Well, it has been a few years since I blogged a little peice called: “Never Marry a Man Who Has No Friends” . Besides being one of my most ‘popular’ posts, it is advice which I believe in more than ever. But wait! There’s more! *Never trust a man wearing Italian Leather Shoes. Until he…