The Long Facebook Fart

Six years ago, I titled this post Why I Went Back to Myspace and Began Tweeting, saved it as a draft, and forgot about it.  Well, guess what, I’m back to somewhat wrap up this piece and let it be great. Facebook is a place i rarely go.  Why?  Because I don’t want to scroll…

5 Ways to Make it Thru the Day

I work at a huge organization, primarily made up of socially self-conscious people.  Conversations are awkward and uncomfortable.   The communal anxiety is contagious and sometimes even people who start this job ‘normal’ give in to the beast. Being socially cool at a place like this is not rocket science, but rather less work than one…

Saturday night social

There are times when I get too far ahead of myself and screw up the hands of father time and possibly the mission critical master plan. For instance, it’s 1:30 in the morning I’m pissed off at everyone else for being asleep at this hour on a saturday night I should be out getting high on…

The Old vs. The New

The juice train rumbles by my house every now and then. To see it for the first time, was a pleasant surprise from the standard silver amtrak cars. These were quite decorative in comparison. And unlike an amtrak, this train went on for what seemed like 4 or 5 minutes. Exhibit A (where is this?…

MYSPACE: The Sociology Experiment from Hell

I’ve spent countless hours on Myspace, killing time and giving my ADD a free for all. It never gets old, does it? There’s always 10 different things going on at any given time; messages, comments comments comments, friends requests, bullentins, updates, new birthdays, new pictures, new songs… Myspace mixed the best of both worlds —…