The Long Facebook Fart

Six years ago, I titled this post Why I Went Back to Myspace and Began Tweeting, saved it as a draft, and forgot about it.  Well, guess what, I’m back to somewhat wrap up this piece and let it be great. Facebook is a place i rarely go.  Why?  Because I don’t want to scroll…

Meet The Internet

Bored?   The Internet is just a click away. The act of signing online has radically changed into basically always being online.  The internet is no longer closely associated with desktop computers.  My phone is a miniature computer hooked into the internet.  I’m not going to sit here and tell you about the science behind all…

Featured: 3 Twitter Accounts for Fun

I tweet.  I’ll admit it. Facebook is just too stressful and heavy; apparently that’s what happens when you don’t put a character limit on posts.  It’s easy to be entertaining with a long rambling diatribe about the bad luck you had on the way into work, but to make your point in 140 keystrokes or…

OOOoooohhh Sometimes, I Get a Feeling

This is a Good Song. Hey, Have I ever told you: I hate the word “furry” At the moment, I have twenty different active games of “Word with Friends” Going on at the same time. Today, I followed some new people on Twitter. my feed is overwhelming And there’s no way I’ll keep up But…

Shit Guys Say

One of the accounts I follow on Twitter is ShitGirlsSay, which is pretty darn funny. Stereotyping, yes, but accurate.   And it made me think, hey what about the gentlemen?  What kind of cliches’ come out of their mouth?  So I thought about it… Is that the 3G or 4G? Check out those wheels No, I…

Links You’ll Love

I don’t ‘give back’ to the community nearly as much as I should.  It’s always “look at me me me!”     I spend a lot of time cruising the internet, obsessing over certain websites, searching for information, stalking my ex’s…you name it.  In that time, I’ve found a few wwws that stand out from the rest.  …

I Didn’t See This Coming

 Life: full of surprises, and the ironies are spectacular.   50 Cent’s twitter  is hilarious.  My open aversion towards Curtis Jackson has been reversed.  The man who always seemed to take himself way too seriously, is actually getting better with age.   50 even got his dog, OprahTheDog, to open a Twitter account. Then there’s the unaffiliated English50Cent, who…

Twitter this ?

This week, I finally had it with Chuck the Stalker. After a particularly creepy visit featuring silent lingering in my cubicle, I informed my supervisor of the situation and after everything was said and done, she said “I’m sorry this happened, but it’s the price you pay for being cool.” It was the highlight of…